Episodes
Monday May 01, 2017
Look
Monday May 01, 2017
Monday May 01, 2017
Gordano!
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
Back beat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my latest Sorry Not in Service podcast etc and so on...
Friday Apr 14, 2017
Clean Windows
Friday Apr 14, 2017
Friday Apr 14, 2017
Gordano!
Welcome you hoary old dogs to this extra special Sorry Not in Service podcast. 'Why so special?' We hear you splutter as you finish off your 4th pint of beefshake. Well, it features not one, not two, but TWO of your regular presenters PLUS the extraordinary comic stylings of our brother Richard. He really is a #ultramegadude and a mean compiler of all things.
We discuss Richard's Top 5, his advice for Simon about child rearing, and our memories of Richard's yute/yoot/yout (delete as correct). We also neatly put the PodPodCageCage feature to bed.
Some might call this the most self indulgent Sorry Not in Service ever, but they would be fools to do so because they are doofuses. You wouldn't want to be a doofus now would you?
Gordano!
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
The Birth of a Child That Nobody Wants
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Gordano!
Saturday Mar 18, 2017
Podcast 3
Saturday Mar 18, 2017
Saturday Mar 18, 2017
Gordano!
Person A: 'Fancy meeting you here, you're looking well. Have you had a nose job?'
Person A: 'I thought so.'
Person A: 'Yes, Dr Dexter is a marvel with a scalpel isn't he? Anyway, must dash, I've got a baked potato in the oven and it won't butter, cheese, tuna mayo and side salad itself now will it?'
Person A: 'Actually, just before I pop off can I give you the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast? It's Podcast 3 (see title) and is 42 minutes long. Yes you're right, that IS one minute less cumbersome than a PodCage podcast. It's got a dog, an Audio Pictionary competition, Will not being drunk and some admin in it. It really is the full ticket.'
Person A: 'What's that?'
Person A: 'You'll treasure it forever?'
Person A: 'That's right, you will.'
Person A: 'Now bugger off.'
Corpse A: *continued reverential silence*
Gordano!
Saturday Mar 04, 2017
NO
Saturday Mar 04, 2017
Saturday Mar 04, 2017
Gordano!
Friday Feb 17, 2017
I Spy
Friday Feb 17, 2017
Friday Feb 17, 2017
Gordano!
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
Too Much Sugar and Too Few Ideas
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
Gordano!
Well butter my sandwiches if it isn't the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast*
In this one we make an announcement, discuss our beloved Queen's strong arm, botch the weather, eat some food stuffs and bugger the Varmints ('s start of their show).
It's jam packed. Much like our sandwiches.
To listen to the more bloated version of the show with all the pop music in it, go to mixcloud.com
Gordano!
* it is
Saturday Jan 07, 2017
The Crowning of King Canute
Saturday Jan 07, 2017
Saturday Jan 07, 2017
Gordano!
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
That’s right, it’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast, resplendent in jewels and smelling of polos. In this one, we get historical, drunk, arrogant, challenged, visited by a generous benefactor and keen for exoneration from an infant.
If you'd like to hear the version with the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. For the secret to everlasting beetroot, go to sorrynotinservice.com
Gordano!
Monday Dec 26, 2016
It's Not Just Masturbation #3
Monday Dec 26, 2016
Monday Dec 26, 2016
Gordano!
We wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, it won't bring the party alive.
That's right one and all, it's YET ANOTHER placeholder podcast. The boy is wonderful but time consuming so rather than broadcast live on Friday 23rd, Simon and Will absconded from helping the family do the washing up on Christmas evening and recorded this podcast in Will's former chamber.
We'll be back on the radio soon, we promise/assume.
Gordano!
Saturday Dec 10, 2016
Stay Now
Saturday Dec 10, 2016
Saturday Dec 10, 2016