The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is

Dear consumer

Please find enclosed a podcast stuffed to the gunnels with apparent highlights from the 1st year of Sorry Not in Service on 10 Radio. These bitesize chunks of broadcast will aid you in your quest for the golden amulet and will make you 68% better in the bedroom.

Furthermore, applying the podcast direct to your skin will cure you of all ailments and give your skin the slightly less anaemic look that you’ve been hankering for. It is not to be taken aurally as this can cause seizures although studies do show that it does give your stomach the edge over it’s rival organs in the cool stakes, so it’s your call.  

So, sit back, relax and enjoy The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is and May the 17th be with you.

Gordano!