Wasps, Weddings and Waking Up

Gordano!

And what a Gordano it is too. If you’re allergic to spectacular radio then open your medicine cupboard, and prepare to put your faith in those Costcutter anti-histamines that you’ve been avoiding using for the past 6 years.

We have (in order of colour) tips for fuel efficiency and increased alertness, a surprise visitor with some extraordinary news, an American life, a run down of upcoming parish events, and some mother flipping horoscopes. It is truly and cacophony of things.

Because of the above excitements there is also some content that is ropier than Mr. R. Ope, head rope maker in the recently fictionalised town of Ropehampton. But to be honest, you'd have to be on your game to spot it.

If you want to meet someone special and exchange stories about your adventures on the high seas, then go to sorrynotinservice.com

Gordano!