Sorry Not in Service

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Where have you been hiding all my life? Seriously, I think you're fit.

Welcome along to the Sorry Not in Service podcast of the show that was broadcast on the 18th September in a year. This show is probably our most sensual yet - it's all kiss this, and kiss that and then kiss that again. It's also got rude words and names of body parts in it too.  in the interests of safety, it is probably best to don a sheath before listening.

Aside from that, the show also had some other things on it which if you listen to it, you will hear. It's as simple as that.

If you'd like to hear the show with the music all over it, then we must insist that you go to mixcloud.com. Oh, and go to sorrynotinservice.com for your cut out and keep guide to Oswestry. 

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Wivvest 2015

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And don't worry about not having an invite, you look enough like him not to arouse suspicion and we're sure you'll make a lovely couple anyway.

Now, on to business. Simon (from off of Sorry Not in Service) clambered aboard Alice, 10Radio's outside broadcasting van at the Wiveliscombe Street Fair and done an hour all by himself. Regular listener's will be delighted to hear that Barry & Dr Colin were interviewed on air, irregular listeners will be baffled by this turn of events as Simon fails to give even a basic explanation as to who they are.

Aside form this, there's news of forthcoming (although you've missed them now) events at the 10 Parishes Festival, a man with a beef and some biscuits.

You couldn't/shouldn't ask for more.

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We Can't Call It Harry Shearer Again

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Make yourself comfortable and then wipe up after yourself.

Here’s the broadcast that the ace team from Sorry Not in Service has done (in the past). There is all sorts going on: A phone call, a language problem, customer service, Cornwall and grubby content. If the Queen dug podcasts then she would definitely dug this one the most.

Make no bones about it, while this is an hour of your life you will never get back, it is also an hour of your life that you wouldn’t even want back anyway so everyone is a winner.

To listen to the show with the music on it, go to mixcloud.com. To find out what you would look like if you had Martin Bashir’s body then go to sorrynotinservice.com

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If Only I Could Turn Back Time

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And what a sight you are, all togged up to the nines. You really do scrub up well. That said, I’m not convinced the drawing on your face of Fred Durst is entirely appropriate for a funeral. Still, who are we to judge?

And speaking of Fred Durst, here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on the 21st Aug 20FIFTEEN. It was Simon’s birthday the day before, so merriment is in the air.

Also in the air, is a Caravan countdown, more correspondence from Tooty Baghorn, Will’s singing tales, Fly swatting and some very special news about a very special Bovine beauty.

It’s literally a show that could be described as a radio broadcast uploaded to the internet.

To listen to the fuller version of the show with the pop music still loitering around, go to mixcloud.com. If you need your inside leg measured, then pop over to sorrynotinservice.com.

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Harry Shearer

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Slightly misleading title perhaps. Regardless (and it's probably time for you to stop banging on about it) here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show originally broadcast on the day that it was, near the year it was in too.

It has got all sorts of essential ingredients in it (innit) including the discovery of some ancient artefacts, anecdotes that perhaps shouldn't have been told, Will's shorter and curlies and so So SO much more (hyperbole).

If you'd like to hear the full length version of the show, then pop your little rear end to mixcloud.com. If you need to know how to rid your house of the stoats that seem to have made themselves at home recently, go to www.sorrynotinservice.com

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The Adventures of Mr Tooty Baghorn

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Well, well, well, haven't you grown? You must be what, 6 foot now? A six footer! Many congratulations your majesty.

Formalities aside, welcome to the podcast version of the show broadcast on a date in the past. Enclosed, you will find not only the horoscopes, an American, an What's Tom Up To Tom, and an events guide but ALSO (we can't state that enough) a new man in our lives, Will's guide to finding Alex on Cothlestone Hill, Simon's future daughter, and a brand new potentially ruinous way to live your life. You're V* Welcome. *Very.

So hold hands with a loved one (having asked their permission before dong so) and enjoy the thing that this purports to be.

For the music laden version of this, head to mixcloud.com. For a cut out and keep guide on how to become the Right Honourable Member of Parliament for Bridlington, go to sorrynotinservice.com.

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Fission! No! Fusion!

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Are your trousers on firmly? Yes? Jolly good. Then we'll begin.

 

Welcome to the edited 'highlights' of the show broadcast on the on 10Radio. It was well hot and stuffy in the studio but you'd do well to notice it having a negative effect on the hosts as we investigated how to engage with work experience children, how to engage with salesman at a trade show, how to engage with your future and how to engage with the police. It's a very engaging show. GUFFAW!

 

If you'd like to listen to the feature length version of the show with all the music, point your ears toward mixcloud.com. If you need advice on how to patch up a hole in your undercrackers when all you have in the house is an old cat, then go to sorrynotinservice.com.

 

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SOLSTMAX!

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Welcome to the podcast. Come on in, make yourself at home. Oh, you have. Well, we don't tend to do THAT at home. Not fully clothed anyway. OK, well I suppose variety is the spice of life.

Now that you’ve made yourself comfortable (again, it’s fine, I just wish you’d warned us first) have yourself a listen to the Sorry Not in Service show, let loose on June the 21 in 20 fifteen.

There are tales from a Druid fest, a taste test, rhymes, events, grubby Hanx and the usual Barry Somers that you’ve all come to expect.

In the words of Angela Rippon: ‘It is jeffing ace, you massive prick’.

If you’d like to get your grubby little ears on the version of this show that's got all pop music in it, then go to mixcloud. For tips on how to fast track Aunt Helga’s inheritance money arriving, then go to sorrynotinservice.com.

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Bovine Procreation Fluid

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Hands up if you like hearing radio show hosts skirting dangerously close to indecency, in a vain attempt to keep people from turning the radio off and watching TFI Friday instead? All of you? Well, that is indeed gratifying. Good to know we're on the right track.

Enclosed (just pretend the internet is a sort of content envelope) are the highlights of the program broadcast on the 12th June 2015. In it (innit) we celebrate Jurassic Park day, fill up your events calendar for the next fortnight, chat about certain fluids (a little to early in the show) and discover the link between Kiwi cricketers and all pop songs.

To get yo hands on the pop music heavy version of the show, then move your cursor to mixcloud.com. Also, if you want to know what structural engineers look like in the buff, go to sorrynotinservice.com

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Je Suis Désolé, Je Suis Anglais

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And welcome one and all, to this, the podcast of a thing that happened on a night in a town. 

This show was full to the brim with tales of adventure from the thinking man's Alan Whicker, as William 'they call me The Travelator' Lea returned from his holidays in Morocco. From the language barrier, via the drunken arrival, all the way to the mis-direction to a place he didn't want to go to, you will hear all about how he made the visit such a success.

There are also Reverse Hitlers too.

To get your sound holes (ears (clearly)) around a longer version that includes the hot pop, AND retains the other detritus, then go to mixcloud.com. To discover how to make your own Tracy Island using only things found in a sceptic tank, then go to www.sorrynotinservice.com.

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