Sorry Not in Service

What Goes on at the Dentist's, Stays at the Dentist's

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Arise you recumbent monster and know me better man. 

You people really are lucky, here lyeth a podcast stuffed to the pats (Pat Rafter (rafters)) with content. Tales of hollingdays, previews of hollingdays, birthdays, mundane women, bulbous events, robins, swearing and of course erotic encounters with a medical professional.

This really is, as the pope would say: ‘well phat’.

So join us on this most agreeable journey.

To hear the show with the pop music and to get top advice on which prophylactic to wear this summer, head over to sorrynotinservice.com

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The Kissing Gate

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This is the Ghost of Gordanos past - woooo-ooooo-oooooo. Or, to put it another way, this is the podcast of our pre-recorded show that was broadcast on the Gambler’s Foray (rhyming slang for 1st May).

The big questions resolved in this broadcast are:

 

Is swearing cool? (Yes)

Are children stupid? (Yes)

Are Polish consumables delicious? (Yes)

Are some Amercians unintelligible? (Yes)

Are the 10 Parishes a hotbed of salacious activities and events? (Yes)

Is Scotland in the north of England? (Yes)

May the 1st be with you.

To hear the show with music smeared all over it then go to mixcloud.com. If you want to know what your parents really think of you, then go to sorrynotinservice.com

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You Can't Put a Price on a Good Broadcast - £8.99

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You can stop looking down the back of your disgusting sofa, you’ve found it - it’s the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service, the people Angela Merkel has called ‘Der finest broadcasters since sliced bread’.

In this podcast you will be OVERJOYED to find a sweary What’s Tom Up to Tom, some 10 parish activities to keep your whistle nicely whetted, an American life that will quite literary knock your socks up, news of an abdominal growth and Simon’s latest adventures in the world of erotic merchandise.

It truly is a period of time that was broadcast on a local radio station in April and subsequently uploaded to the internet.

To get hold of the full show mit (german) the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. To learn about the Cretaceous period in bitesize chunks, go to www.sorrynotinservice.com.

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Wasps, Weddings and Waking Up

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And what a Gordano it is too. If you’re allergic to spectacular radio then open your medicine cupboard, and prepare to put your faith in those Costcutter anti-histamines that you’ve been avoiding using for the past 6 years.

We have (in order of colour) tips for fuel efficiency and increased alertness, a surprise visitor with some extraordinary news, an American life, a run down of upcoming parish events, and some mother flipping horoscopes. It is truly and cacophony of things.

Because of the above excitements there is also some content that is ropier than Mr. R. Ope, head rope maker in the recently fictionalised town of Ropehampton. But to be honest, you'd have to be on your game to spot it.

If you want to meet someone special and exchange stories about your adventures on the high seas, then go to sorrynotinservice.com

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Distributing Scrap Glass All Over the House

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Welcome to the podcast version of the show that was broadcast on the 20th March TWENTY fifteen. We've got all sorts in our metaphorical radio warehouse from Horoscopes to New Jingles, from the What's Tom Up To feature that makes all other What's Tom Up To features look like dog sh*t to a great American life story.

I mean, really this is too much. Why don't we just call this your combined crispus and birthday present for this year?

If you'd like to hear the bloated version of the show (which is slathered in pop music) then go to mixcloud.com

For as many samosas as you can feasibly eat, go to www.sorrynotinservice.com

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A Cloud of Burning Chaffinches

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Sorry we're late, we were busy practicing our ace martial arts skills in the car park and lost track of the time.

In this special edition of Sorry Not in Service, our host numbers are down by a cool 50% as Simon was off gallivanting in a city, but fear thee not as William was on hand to save the day as ’twere. This show contains some cutting edge adverts, VAT advice, a kind of lullaby, some horoscopes and 4 times the recommended daily dose of custard creams. Yum.

If you'd like to spend more time in Will's company, go to his house. Or if you are bashful, listen to the longer version on mixcloud.com. It has the pop music on it.

For an essay on making the most of this year's hazelnut harvest, go to sorrynotinservice.com

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Chomping on a Tramp's Ear With Alan Davies

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It's been too long. You've done something with your hair haven't you? It's dreadful. Put it back the way it used to be, it's not that sort of party.

Formalities aside, welcome to the podcast of the show broadcast on the 20th February 2015. You are very welcome.

In this broadcast we accidentally reveal a grubby truth about Alan Davies, take Chris Rea apart, shove some horoscopes in your chops, get our chat on plus all the other waffle masquerading as content. Again, you're very welcome.

For the fuller version, pop your little tush over to mixcloud.com, that said, it is much more of an undertaking to listen to. While you're on the information superhighway, you could do worse (much worse (nudey stuff etc...)) than go to sorrynotinservice.com for the last word on mulch application.

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The Gentleman's Relish

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Welcome along to the birthday party. What do you mean you haven't brought a gift along? For FFS sake. You are so unthoughtful. Go and sit in the larder with the others and think about what you have/haven't done.

While you're in there, why not listen to the latest podcast from Sorry Not in Service? It's got some troubling gifts, a review of that London, a toe that is dipped into Tom's lifestyle, an emotional poem and some horoscopes, and some other misc.

You won't regret it, and your parents will think more of you for doing it. Win win win.

To hear the show fat with pop music (this version results in even more wasted time) go to mixcloud.com. For photos of the events of this show and a video of the London Review, go to sorrynotinservice.com.

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Going On Holiday With Toby Sheldon

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And a very merry Gordano to one and all. Here’s the podcast from our pre-recorded show that went out on the 23rd January TWENTY-FIFTEEN.

It has got an ill host on it, it has got an obsessed men on it, it has got an saucy WTUT? (Acronym (What’s Tom Up To)) on it, it has got an horoscopes, it has got an prince Charles impression on it, it has got an all kinds of ker-ray-zee happenings on it. 

Think of it as a round of bucking broncos that has got out of hand but is a radio show and you’re pretty much there.

p.s. You are beautiful.

For the full show with al the pop music included go to mix cloud.com. To find out how to contact the police with nothing but the power of your mind go to sorrynotinservice.com

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Identity Crisis

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And I thought we told you this was a black tie event? Never mind, you might as well come in.

Furthermore, this is the latest show from the folks that do all Sorry Not in Service and that on 10radio. 

This show has got all sorts going on: There's the Horoscopes, Tom Tracking and Junk Mail but also some jeffing exciting news regarding Gordano the cow, the raising and resolving of an upcoming awkward social moment for Simon, rogue ladies, Knowles (Nick) bashing and Bieberphiles. It's packed (like when Will's got his Bulge Enhancing Unit attached).

If you'd like to hear this show with all the pop music unceremoniously left in, then pop off to mixcloud or sorrynotinservice.com. 

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