Sorry Not in Service

Gin Goebbels?

Gordanoel!

Here lyeth the 2014 crispus special of Sorry Not in Service - the ultimate way to celebrate the birth of the Mr. Jesus.

Under the tree (in the show) we have hot gift exchange action, the finest crispus cracker jokes this side of sliced bread, a review of the Downton Abbey crispus special, what’s crispus Tom up to?, horoscopes and too much good homie.

Factoid: It is what the three wise men would listen to if they had the means/guts to do so.

For the full version with the pop music and to learn how to breakdance without disappointing your mother go to sorrynotinservice.com

Gordanoel and Fleece Navy Dad!

It Comes From Her Teats

Gordano! (And we really mean it this time)

This is the latest show from the thinking person's Newsnight team, Sorry Not in Service.

It is chock full of nutrients and content including the dramatic return of Horoscopes, the never bettered What’s Tom Up To? feature, some edgy stuff about the previous show, Simon’s love desires and the introduction of someone very special into all of our lives.

In the words of Bob Hope: ‘it is a fu*king belter’.

To hear the full version of this show and to learn how to fully satisfy your partner** go to sorrynotinservice.com

Gordano!

*disguised swear word

** bedroom partner or business partner, either way you’ll be coming up smelling of roses.

Simon Varmint

Gord-varmint-do!

Welcome, come on in. No, don't worry about your shoes, we're not precious about the carpet in this house.

Small talk aside, after the solo show broadcast on the 28th November, Simon was invited* to join Dave & Matt Varmint for a period of time.

This is the podcast of the supercool sh** that went down.

Gordano!

* He hung around in the studio looking lonely, so it was more of a pity invite. A bit like that wedding you went to last summer.

** swear word.

A Show Less a Half

Gordano!

And welcome to a very special show. 'Why is it special?' we hear you bellow at the screen having first ripped your shirt off. Well, it's special in so much as it is 50% less busy.

If that isn’t enough to pique your interest, then there is also the return of the world famous Audio Pictionary feature, a glimpse into the workings of Tom's diary, a comprehensive answer to the question 'Did they learn anything from the visit of that man who does soniscope.com?' plus some more, and indeed some less.

If you prefer sitting at home and listening to the full version of the show on your computer rather than prancing up and down high street with a podcast, then head to mixcloud and do it. If you are having relationship problems and need sweet succour, then go to sorrynotinservice.com. If you have poorly toes, go to a chiropodist.

Gordano!

A Brief History of the Future

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Q: Boy o boy o girl o girl are you in for a treat?

A: Yes. Yes you are.

For this show we were joined in the studio by Sam Haughton, the creator and good man behind the splendid music website www.soniscope.com. He/it is great and he/it was a tremendous guest. You'll find out.

We also had a posse in the studio which gave the show a classy feel to it. Alongside Soniscope and the posse were the usual dregs of radioville: Horoscopes, Junk Mail, the gripping finale of our Downton Abbey reviews, our Who Seen Best feature and the yet to be bettered What's Tom Up To? bit.

It's a treat for the ears, and they deserve it.

For the full version which is longer and has the full length pop music, then head to mixcloud. To find out how to make your own Tracey Island, go to www.sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!

FYI, The First Link is Regarding Trick or Treaters, We Didn't Make That Clear in the Broadcast. The Rest is Relatively Straightforward.

Gordano!

Welcome to our Holloween special, it's mother flipping spooktacular!

We cover some uncomfortable truths about what goes on out there on the 31st October, do some horror, interview the amazing Carnivorrrr, find out what Tom's up to, get our hosorscope on and do some sweet science on yo ass. THERE IS ALSO SOME MORE.

If you want to hear the show with the astonishing music then go to mixcloud. If you want to see slash hear lots more Sorry Not in Service content, then go to www.sorrynotinservice.com. If you want to go to the wikipedia page, then go there.

That should cover everything.

Gordano!

What's Tom Up To?

Gordano!

Hey there white trash, this is the Sorry Not in Service podcast, comprising the highlights from our broadcast on the 17th October 20…wait for it…. FOURTEEN!

In this ‘un we dish out some futuristic horoscopes, get elbow deep in some junk mail, provide you with comprehensive stats regarding the most recent two episodes of Downton Abbey AND as if that wasn’t enough, we unleash a brand new and very much spanking feature that will quite literally flip you up.

We can’t emphasise that enough. It will flip you up.

To hear the highlights avec le (french) pop music (english/anglais) then go to mix cloud or indeed 'the best website on the internet’ - www.sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!

Brothers in Arms

Gor-mother flipping-Dano!

Welcome along dearest listener ( you're our favourite one, the others are idiots) to the podcast version of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on the 3rd October 2014.

In this show we were joined in the studio by ACTUAL brothers Barry & Colin from the wonderful Barry & Dr Colin show which is making it's welcome return to 10radio. The four of us dissect (in real terms) the strength of brotherly understanding AND the patience of 10radio listenership.

Alongside this, we have your horoscopes for the future, a recap on the 1st two episodes of the 5th series of Downton Abbey PLUS (and we can't emphasise this enough) an interview with top chuckle chap, Pete Johansson who is on tour now. Check his tour dates at petejohansson.com. And while you're on the internet, go to sorrynotinservice.com for all the latest gardening tips.

Have at you!

You're Rrabed From the Sprots Bar

What the WTF is this?

It's the highlights from the latest Sorry Not in Service show. That's what the WTF this is.

It has 93% more chat about 1998, 100% more discussions about themed pubs, 0% more horoscopes and 76% more spunk about it. That's precisely why you should have a butcher's frisson (lisson) to it.

If you’d like to hear the show with the music included then head to mixcloud, and don’t be forgetting to head to sorrynotinservice.com for all the latest horse racing tips. 

Gordano!

Taking the PPI

Gordano! Merry day everyone.

These are the edited highlights of the show that went out on the 5th September in the year of Arnold 2014. You will find enclosed: chattle, deeds (good), science, horoscopes, news of an exciting interview and an example of how one might deal with a PPI call.

I’m sure nobody could say that this isn’t better than sliced bread.

For pudding, why not visit www.sorrynotinservice.com where you can listen to the full version of the show with the pop music left in.

It is longer and more cumbersome.

Gordano!