Sorry Not in Service

56 Weeks Later... First Base

Gordano!

We’ve finally reached first base, and it’s a bit messy and complicated. The show itself wasn’t too bad however there have been some teething problems with our new studio and as such the sound quality is not great, and many parts of the show were not recorded. The missing chunks included your horoscopes for the fortnight and a reading from the winning entry of our judge a book by it’s cover competition.

We’ll put an extract from the book and your re-recorded horoscopes up on our Facebook page soon.

Either way, hopefully the sound quality will not negatively effect your enjoyment of what the critics are already describing as ‘possibly the finest broadcast since the sermon on the mount show’.

Gordano!

Signs, Dreams & Ban Ki Moon

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Welcome to the mystical world of Sorry Not in Service, where we tackle your dreams, have visions of your future and hear from a very special man. This show also contains high levels of potassium as well as our Who Seen the Best feature, a rollercoaster interview with a pop star and a report from our resident scientist. It is a good.

Having taken advice from Erotica's Duncan Elliott, we have decided that from now our mixcloud uploads will have the flab edited out like we do on this podcast, but they will still contain the wicked pop records that we play. So, if you want to try that then why don't you just go and do that. www.mixcloud.com.

Head to www.sorrynotinservice.com to see some of the things we discuss during this show.

Let's make love.

Gordano!

Sweating Like a Man Walking By Owl Light

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COR BLIMEY GUVNOR! IF IT AIN'T THE LATEST BROADCAST FROM SORRY NOT IN SERVICE (OI DON'T MIND TELLING YER).

That's right kind shrews, this went out on the 25th July 2014 to a rapturous reception. In this show, we fend off the heat and bring a show full to the brim with competition, tales of al fresco activity, junk mail, and tales of seeing and doing good things as well as the usual levels of ineptitude.

If you want to hear the full show then go to mixcloud.

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I Looked at my Crotch and Spotted the Owl

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Welcome to the podcast of the first show of the second year of Sorry Not in Service. Out with the old and in with the new, but leave the door ajar so that some of the old can seep back in. 

On this show we talk cars, deeds, world cups, hoards and OWLS! It has fun on it.

If you're an idiot and want to hear the full show with all the dreadful bits left in, then head to sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!

The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is

Dear consumer

Please find enclosed a podcast stuffed to the gunnels with apparent highlights from the 1st year of Sorry Not in Service on 10 Radio. These bitesize chunks of broadcast will aid you in your quest for the golden amulet and will make you 68% better in the bedroom.

Furthermore, applying the podcast direct to your skin will cure you of all ailments and give your skin the slightly less anaemic look that you’ve been hankering for. It is not to be taken aurally as this can cause seizures although studies do show that it does give your stomach the edge over it’s rival organs in the cool stakes, so it’s your call.  

So, sit back, relax and enjoy The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is and May the 17th be with you.

Gordano!

What Make Good The Radio?

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Approach with care.

This is the podcast of the show that was broadcast on the 27th June 2014, and the final one of our first year on 10radio.

You would think that after a year’s practice and radiophonic learnings that we would have this presenting malarky absolutely nailed, but you’re not counting on our overwhelming ineptitude. It always wins.

Thus, it is the shortest one yet. So good luck!

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Question Rich

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Well, well, wellity well, have we got a show for you? Yes.

You lucky listeners are getting three presenters for the price of none as your usual hosts are joined in the studio by fellow brother Richard for this end of exams special. Richard finished his GCSE exams, and was immediately whisked off to begin his radio career with spectacular results.

We discuss exams (obviously) and ask questions posed to Richard by our artificially inflated listenership. What a humdinger.

Further to this, the World Cup TM is given a thorough previewing, we discuss a potentially lucrative offer received by e-mail, instruct you on how to return some hate mail that you may have received in the post, re-hash some old features and make merry.

To hear the full show then go to mixcloud.com and don’t forget to look at sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!

In It For The Money

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Coming at you like a big American toy dog are the edited highlights of the Sorry Not in Service Show that went out on 10radio.org on the 30th May. It has all the music and worst bits of our presenting forcibly removed and sent back to where they came from (see below). 

May the Thirtieth be with you.

In this show, we talk hard cash and what can be achieved with said cash. We also briefly touch on the topical subject of small minded political parties. A subject that had a fairly dramatic effect on our listener numbers and prompted more than one e-mail to be sent to us. Tres exciting.

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Insomnia Not in Service

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Goodness grief. This is the podcast of the show that went out on 10radio.org on the 16th May 2014. We fulfill our local radio topic discussion quota by spending many minutes talking about animal anecdotes. Will survives against all the odds on very little sleep and in the full knowledge that he has an 8 hour night shift awaiting him immediately after the show and other things happen that might be good.

It is more exciting than organised crime.

If you're insane in the membrane and would like to listen to the full show and expose yourself to all the stupid music and unedited waffle and badness then head to www.sorrynotinservice.com.  

Gordano!

Soup or Grass Tonight?

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If you want to hear tortured puns, hot news, sloppy news, competition results and informative chats with Barry '10radio' Somers (woop) then you've come to the right place. For this is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show that went out on 10radio on the 2nd May.

It's got all of what we just said on it. And some bickering. And some getting hot and flustered. Figuratively speaking, it's got the lot.

If you'd rather hear (and we highly recommend that you do not) the full version of this show with the all failed attempts at coherent broadcasting brazenly left in, then head to mixcloud.com or www.sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!