Painting the Fourth Wall

Posted in DefaultTag by sorrynotinservice on September 3rd, 2016


A short play about the NHS:

Patient: Doctor doctor! I feel like a microwave!

Doctor: Oh for FFS sake! Stop wasting my time with these absurd complaints. I’m sick of it. I genuinely had someone in earlier telling me they felt like a pair of curtains. It took all my inner strength not to stab them in the eyes with this scalpel. Get out!

Patient leaves through window

Doctor presses intercom

Doctor: Miriam, can you cancel the rest of my appointments please and get me a brandy, doc’s got one of his migraines coming. Oh, and while you’re in the secret cupboard, could you fetch me the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast please? I need to feel better about myself. Thanks Miriam.


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